Table Two Scene One

Dorn Williams Easy now Ted Williams These flippin butter wrappers are tricky. Bob McSeveney I had no problem with mine.

Ted Williams One, two, three Bob McSeveney So you can count, have you tried the butter, oh must have a swallow. Mick Jolliff I had Stork. Eddie Ridley I prefer Flora.

Mick Jolliff They cut my head off. Eddie Ridley Your bloody lucky man, they kept me photo in. Lady Can you pass the salt please. Frank Woodall It was never like this in the REME we always had Flora.

Table Two Scene Four

Frank Woodall I said it was never like this in the REME we always had Flora. Mick Cole I prefer Stork me'sel.

Table Two Scene Five

Hand of Mick Cole Butter anyone? Lorraine Look it's him from Candid Camera. Tom Burdett I think he got my best side. Dorn Williams I think the salt dish is empty dear.

Table Two Scene Six

Lorraine I didn't know you could count! Tom Burdett It's easy look, this little piggy went to market.

The story line above is fictious and may be the names are too. Judge for yourself is that really your old army pal. Goodness what age can do to a Lean Mean Fighting Machine.

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